squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple

I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.

by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017

Squat cobbler

When a fully clothed person films themselves sitting in pie.

John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?

Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.

by Vanbran September 2, 2016

widdly squat

Female method of watering the lemon tree.

Madge was so pissed last night that she had to cop a widdly squat on my dads lemon tree.

by Mr Dribble July 25, 2023

cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.

'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'

by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018

Ball squat

WHEN YOU SQUAT DOWN AND AN SHIT OUT YOUR BALLS

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by Apolloiscreatorfballsquat March 19, 2022

Squat

Get out of my face or leave me alone

Brad: “ahaha you got curved”
Joey: “fucking squat before you catch these hands”

by ShitIDontKnow January 23, 2018

Gabe- Pop a squat

It means to poop

Never pop a squat at Taco Bell

Gabe- pop a squat

by Popasquatmeanstopoop January 15, 2021