Definitions by bettercall

squat cobbler 

A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.

The art patron paid for videos of a squat cobbler.

squat cobbler by bettercall August 23, 2016

squat cobbler 

The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.

The art patron purchased videos from the man doing a squat cobbler.

squat cobbler by bettercall August 21, 2016