slothed

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).

"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."

by unicornmob February 12, 2017

Sloth

A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.

Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!

by ManinyourShed February 28, 2017

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

Sloth broth

When a female sloth reaches its peak orgasm it leaks its distinctive wet clumpy smelling cum

Th sloth dragged herself across the kitchen floor leaving her sloth broth trail for all to see.

by Snappy17 April 24, 2017

Smothercake

The act of a woman straddling one's face with her exposed vagina in an effort to solicit cunnilingus. May also be initiated my someone by pulling a woman on top of their face

When I get you home I'm gonna smothercake that handsome face.

Damn girl, I'm hongry. Why don't you give me a little smothercake.

by Scorchedpork April 25, 2017

Slothage

One whose penis head looks like a sloths head.

Ian's sausage is short so we call it a slothage

by Big Dick Landon June 6, 2017

Smother

The act of Jessica Dream Munnia hovering over her dog Prince's every move. Making his own food.

I totally made my dog his own food and clothes today. Even buy him puppy diapers. I love being a smother!

by theracihater July 31, 2017