Smothercake

The act of a woman straddling one's face with her exposed vagina in an effort to solicit cunnilingus. May also be initiated my someone by pulling a woman on top of their face

When I get you home I'm gonna smothercake that handsome face.

Damn girl, I'm hongry. Why don't you give me a little smothercake.

by Scorchedpork April 25, 2017

smothercate

The act of an obese person rolling over on their slimmer mate, usually resulting in death.

A combination of sufficating & smothering someone to death

I was watching CSI the other night, and this fat woman smothercated her boyfriend, or whateva

by OSA March 3, 2005

smothercate

Smothercate is the hypoxic condition resulting from the lack of oxygen through mechanical, compressive or chemical interference with resperation. Smothercate is the consolidation of many words with the same meaning; successfully replacing smother, suffocate or asphyxiate and their variations.

Cyndi thought she would smothercate from all the smoke.

by Big Wave May 31, 2007

Smothecate

1. usually used when describing how someone can be smothering and suffocating you at the same time. Used in reference to a significant other, spouse or friend..... being smothered or suffocated with feelings (usually unwanted).

2. the way a person with claustrophobia would feel in a tight spot (smothered and suffocated)

1. Why you always tryin to smothecate me with your "I Love You's" or I feel like I am gonna smothecate in this relationship.

2. I felt like I was about to smothecate in the damn elevator with all those people.

by NyLilmommaNicNic36 November 30, 2009

smothercating

When you want to describe smothering and suffocating in one word/when something is smothering and suffocating you at the same time.

Man, that tie was so tight that it was smothercating me.

by Koolkitty July 19, 2017

Smothercate

Smothercate! Its a thing, somewhere between smothering someone and suffocating them with love & hugs.

I love it when you smothercate me, so warm and snuggly.

by Jakles May 21, 2012

Team Smotherage

phenomena in TV news when a station has multiple reporters all assigned to the same story and promotes it as "team coverage" when the story really isn't significant enough to merit that much coverage.

"...we have live team coverage of Paris Hilton's wild night on the town..." (team smotherage)

"Gas prices continue to climb...so how are drivers coping? We have live team coverage...reporter Joe Fancy is at a Chevron station, Linda Pretty is right across the street from Joe at an Exxon station with motorists there, and Amanda Perky is across town at another service station. We'll start with Joe..." (team smotherage)

Tease: "Rain in the forecast...we'll have live team coverage of this approaching summer storm."

by TallBoyLA August 17, 2006