Beer sniper

The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..

"Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"

"But you will insist"

"thud"

"oweiii, I've just been shot by the beer sniper"

by Matthew Benjamin Green November 20, 2007

spider loc

A new addition to G-Unit West. He has difficulty rapping because of his limited vocabulary. Many critics have deplored his simple rhymes. He got signed by freestyling for 50 Cent who was apparently drunk at the time. Spider Loc tried to diss The Game with two disses, but was hit hard when The Game responded with 240 Bars (Spider Joke)

Spider Loc is a joke.

by Drankin' Smokin' Straight West Coastin' April 23, 2006

spider-girl

May "Mayday" Parker. Daughter of Peter "Spider-Man" Parker and Mary Jane Watson-Parker. Active in the Marvel Comics parralell universe refered to as "MC2" (Marvel Comics 2)
Introduced in What if... volume 2 #105

-Have you read the new Spider-girl?
-No, that sounds like a cheap knock-off.
- FU, Spider-girl pwns, DeFalco is teh shit

by Nasmannen October 23, 2005

Angry Spider

A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier rectum, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.

I got stood up last night, so to get off, I just gave myself an angry spider.

by Test Subject and inventor July 25, 2008

spider sex

Sex that is so good that it causes you to get "caught up" with feelings, emotions, or attachment towards the other individual when originally, you had no intentions of there being any strings attached.

"Man, she was just another chick from the club. Then she put that spider sex on me, and now she's my girl!"

by laila070282 May 15, 2009

Douchebag spider

A spider which keeps coming back, even after several attempts of killing it.

Jake: "I killed a spider yesterday, but like a hour later it was back again."
Lenny: "Dude! That's a douchebag spider."

by Kaap February 7, 2010

spider bush

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".

ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush

by jd July 13, 2004