by Brutus Buckeye October 02, 2007
Don't stick your schaboinker in my no-no special place
by Tenderfiddles, Bubbles, Buttercup, Shaniqua November 02, 2003
by Brad bitch December 15, 2018
When you stuff a chick's vagina full of marshmallows, then you and a buddy bang her in the same mallow filled hole and cum at the exact same time (crossing the streams) resulting in your dick being covered in a sticky, marshmallowy mess when you pull out. And if that isn't awesome enough, I'm pretty sure you get to nail Sigourney Weaver afterwards!
"We were camping and my ladyfriend got sick of toasting the marshmallows so she asked if I could give her an Egon Special"
by DoBeDe May 10, 2009
An unexplainable phenomenon primarily encountered in Pakistan wherein prison inmates awaken with light bulbs mysteriously lodged within the anal cavity. Oftentimes patients will blame the mystery on other prisoners or guards, contending that the heinous act was performed under sedation and without consent.
I was jailed in Pakistan for showing some ankle and woke up with a strange pain in my ass--turns out I was a victim of the much-dreaded Musharraf Special. But hey, I guess it could have been worse.
by Pakistani Guy July 01, 2006
by Sphinctar May 08, 2003
Billy: Dude give us free food!
Employee: Ok, dude.
Billy: Thanks fag!
Employee: (to other Employee) I wiped my ass with his burrito shell. Its a sexton special.
Employee: Ok, dude.
Billy: Thanks fag!
Employee: (to other Employee) I wiped my ass with his burrito shell. Its a sexton special.
by Andy! April 01, 2007