Street smart

Absolute nonsense idiots use to feel better about themselves, or to brag when in reality they have literally nothing going on.
Used in place of actual logic or as the idiots using this teen call it "book smarts".

Idiot: hey that guy got an A on the test.
Person: yeah i heard that guy is actually really smart
Idiot: well book smarts don't mean anything in the real world, i have Street smarts... By the way this lemon is really sour, that's surprising.

by word adveruter April 6, 2017

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SmarterChild

A prototype AIM bot that serves many purposes. Many believe AOL launched SmarterChild as a marketing ploy to promote their evil deeds, and many think it was coded in collaboration by Mancow and Hypah, a couple of AOL haters (but who can blame them?).

OldCrankyGranny: Don't be a bitch.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be a bitch?

by Varter April 20, 2004

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smart casual

attaire that can be worn to an art opening or to a sports bar.

Q: How should i dress for this event tonight?
A: I don't know, how about smart casual.

by Rachel Ernst February 21, 2006

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smarge

in between a limp dick and a boner. But cannot be described as medium because it will be selling yourself short. Thus you mix large and small together to create smarge. Can be used in noun and verb form.

Guy #1: Wow did you see that babe? Im totally smargin' right now!
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.

by Mc$ellin June 26, 2010

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