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beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.
The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.
by GatorFlores January 11, 2023
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Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.
Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.
by A’Merkin September 14, 2023
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oh shoosh!

Oh shoosh!
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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find your shoosh

To look for quiet

or

A word that our science teacher used to say when he wanted us to be quite.
Jackie was talking and Mr. Rennoc said Jackie find your shoosh.
by Slickadelllaphante November 6, 2009
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spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.
Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!
by DunnWendt April 18, 2020
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goofy goo goo shoosh

goofy goo goo shoosh (goofay goo goo shuuush)

noun: a term commonly said by millenials from Southern California meaning a goofy type of thing.
San Diego surfer: "Yo broo, you ever copped them new Ultrarange Vans with uhh...Mickey Mouse on em?"
"Yeah dude, that's like that goofy goo goo shoosh bro!"
by notallenshoosh November 5, 2021
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