Shlongitces

It’s when your penis is always HARD it happens to about 0.124% Americans.

Doctor glorp: you have shlongitces

Someone no one knows: wow oh no I’m so bad

by Niggis July 13, 2025

shion tatsunami

shion tatsunami is a 23 year old office working man who is born july 3rd. he is gay (a homosexual) and has a love interest named haru akinashi. he is from the rpg game saihate station

harushion fuck fuck fuck sex pls
can’t escape the train without xxx
confirmed lesbians
hell yes
i love u shion my wife

person 1: DO YOU KNOW AHIUT SHION TATSUNAMI?L? FROM THE TRAIN GAME?

persona 2: HELL YES! ITS PEAK FICTION!

by yaoi maker (shuake canon) July 27, 2025

Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick

Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?

by belalalabo August 15, 2025

shlongdow

a shadow of a penis

Thats one big shlongdow.

by one big juicy guy December 28, 2025

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006

Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

pooner schooner

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

by eddie house May 15, 2009