sausage wallet

Another name for a whore.

"Dude stay away from that sausage wallet. Unless you want AIDS"

by Cloud1613 January 1, 2008

sausage master

One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.

You know that guy Richard, he's amazing with his hands, such a sausage master.

by Adam.G February 2, 2008

Gentlemen's Sausage

Slang for a man's penis.

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale

by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

Throne Sausage

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

by StUmP October 5, 2003

Sausage Gallery

Similar to "the peanut gallery", but a group, solely made up of men, who feel the need to pick at, comment on or gossip about something.

Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.

I don't think that life-sized picture of her in her wedding dress she sent will ever see the light of day. Could you imagine the comments from the sausage gallery?

by MadlyDeeplyTruly June 13, 2009

sausage rocket

A fast moving object fueled by sausages.

Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!

by t0nmontana December 22, 2009

sausage chamber

A colloquial term for the vagina.

Chelsea cried out, "stick your tongue deep into my rotten sausage chamber".

by A Gdjk February 5, 2008