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sauce cross 

1) Spiritual or religious expression extemporaneously achieved while dining.

2) The ability to create Christ imagery with food sauces.

3) Archaic. Noun. A form of absurd, impromptu hazing, specifically where the hazing party anoints his or her subject with a smeared cross (usu. with pizza sauce) in a drunken plea for the inferior being to attain some degree religiosity. Hilarity commonly ensues among fellow hazers. See: The Troubadours, Middle Ages, Greek Life, etc.
John: Quit playing with your food.
Jimmy: I'm expressing my shame, relax.
John: Wasting delicious Stubbs Bone Lickin' sauce is shameful in and of itself.
Jimmy: Not when it's elegant. This is a sauce cross.
John: My mistake, thought you were pining for Swiss citizenship again.

or

Cam: What happened last night?
Jesse: Well, after they cleaned up the house we lined them up, and...
Cam: Made them recite the founders and the triad?
Jesse: Not exactly... Gregg and Shane came back from the bars and there was some left over pizza. Shane took care of the cheese-
Cam: That guy'll eat anything.
Jesse: I know, then Gregg started painting away with the sauce, one after the other. I guess Jon's kinda religious. Didn't go over well.
Cam: It's not for everyone.
sauce cross by Rykirb October 25, 2008

Hand Sauce 

Yo bro, my hands are dirty. Pass me the hand sauce
Hand Sauce by YoshiMaster620 November 5, 2017

the sauce 

booze, alchohol, drink which is making one drunk.
tell charlie to lay off the sauce, he's gotta drive home.
the sauce by boston eric February 19, 2007

queef sauce 

The liquid that comes out of a girl's vag when she queefs or orgasms. Also any dipping sauce or dressing that tastes like a queef.
Damn bitch you got queef sauce all over my leather couch.
Sorry, daddy, you're just too good for me.
queef sauce by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007

Mumbo Sauce 

A reddish-orange sauce made from the unknown. Typically found in carry-outs in D.C. Goes well on chicken wings, french fries and when a lil' bit drips on your fried rice
"Let me get six wings with mumbo sauce"
Chinese Lady: " You wan sal, peppa, ketcha, mumbo sauce on ya french fry"
Mumbo Sauce by cocochanel October 28, 2005

Sauce Boss 

The host of Epic Meal Time on YouTube. Known for creating many sauces for all the bitches and haters. Most are next level sauces, the type you can only dream of making. Hater.
Look at all these sauces hater! The Sauce Boss don't f*ck around.
Sauce Boss by Sgt Sauce November 13, 2011