Salty Russ

When you sample the semen of someone who has just eaten seafood .

Russ: Wow, that cioppino was delicious.

Craig: I wish I had ordered it.

Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.

Craig: Mmmmm!

by Kramalama April 27, 2023

salti nerd

cool human being, very Huggable and loved by all. Tends to be awesome in every way.

We fucking love our salti nerd

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.

Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin

by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015

Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes

That man is a salty cunt

by Innjured December 28, 2017

Salty Mudcake

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.

Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake

by The Creampie Guy June 1, 2023

Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.

I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?

by KRayna September 13, 2023

Salty Almond

When a man defecates then ejaculates on his feces. He then let's it dry and become crusty, then feeds it to his partner.

This can be carried out Man to Man or Man to Woman.

She was into the Skat shit, so I gave her a Salty Almond.

by Tommygun3833 May 11, 2017