School. |Prison. |
Little fresh air. |Little fresh air time. |
Bad food. |Bad food. |
Locked up in a room. |Locked up in a room|
Tortured. |Tortured. |
Little fresh air. |Little fresh air time. |
Bad food. |Bad food. |
Locked up in a room. |Locked up in a room|
Tortured. |Tortured. |
by Whydowehaveschool April 26, 2014
Get the School mug.A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
Get the School mug.A thing that we are forced to go to our whole lives and it is terrible. All we do is learn all day and do random work which we will never use in our lives again most of the time especially the math.
by Loggghhhh August 20, 2019
Get the School mug.A prison where poor, innocent, children go to "learn". Many teachers think they have the power to control students behaviour, but in reality, they can't. The students are prisoners. There behaviour makes sense. It's the reason you'll block out the first 18 years of your life.
by epicalex95 May 11, 2014
Get the School mug.it is prison and torture.IS FU*kING HELL WERE THE DEVIL (teacher)WILL NEVER STOP WIPPING YOU WITH HIS WIPE.
bell rings:
prisoner 1: Well time to go to shower block or you might get wipped .
prisoner 2 no joke, school is like hell on Earth.
prisoner 1: Well time to go to shower block or you might get wipped .
prisoner 2 no joke, school is like hell on Earth.
by roleplay~chan July 3, 2017
Get the school mug.A place where you meet your favorite people who will go through the worst experiences with you. It causes breakdowns and people on the brink on the regular because of the overwhelming stress. From that stress, the people you meet will stay with you forever because they’ve seen you at your worst. It’s full of useless lessons, but once in the four years, you’ll have a lesson that teaches you something about the real world.
by Truther07351 November 14, 2017
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