rusty tampon

a used tampon removed from a menstruating female's vaginal cavity and then inserted into the partner's anus. finally the tampon is removed from the partner's sore anus and placed into a third party's unsuspecting mouth. the two previously mentioned parties then masturbate to the victims reaction.
"courtney loved the rusty tampon we gave to jose"
by weenis is the word December 07, 2008
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Rusty Venture

Has a few potential meanings. A Rusty Venture is:

1) When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off into his own shit.

2) When you 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum; then you turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes.

3) When you take a scuba snorkel and put your cock in the wee bendy mouth part, then sneak the other end right up your back address. Then you grab the middle of the snorkel and you're fuckin' your own ass and runnin' your own crank until you're standin' in a pile of your own jizzum.

3) When you fist a guy and then open up your hand inside his asshole and grab whatever you can. Whatever you come out with, you rub on his dick.

4) Could be a straight move. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex and she shits all over your dick; when you're about to come you pull out and blow shit all over her tits. That's the Rusty part; the Venture part is when you eat it without using your hands.

5) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
The Rusty Venture is a mysterious maneuver from the Castro community of the 1970s.
by Joobin November 23, 2010
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rusty cupcake

While having anal sex the "pitcher" fills the "catcher's" rectum with urine. The "pitcher" then pulls out creating a mushy brown mixture that rises out of the "catchers" ass.
I gave the girl i met at the bar last night a rusty cupcake. She wasnt too happy.
by christbait September 02, 2006
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Rusty Blumpkin

To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.
My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.
by Rod Cocksman November 06, 2008
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The Rusty Bower

The Rusty Bower is the latest and greatest sex position that's sweeping the nation.

In order to perform said position, you need to do the following.

1) Get a can of PBR
2) Get a girl
3) Position yourself in the Captain Morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) With PBR in hand, bend her over and start going to town.
Ross wanted to try a new sex position, so he grabbed a PBR and gave her the Rusty Bower
by Hawkeye91 February 27, 2010
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Rusty Venture

An ambiguous sexual act that no one can agree upon. Originates from the child star Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture.

Those at the Urban Dictionary hypothesize that it has something to do with tubs and turkey basters.
The Alchemist: "Uh, Rust, you do realize that a 'Rusty Venture' is when you take your finger and run it around a guy's *** while you *** the guy off into his own ***."

Rusty: "What? My name is a sex act? When did that happen?"

Shore Leave: "Uh, like, in the '80s, and Al is way off. A Rusty Venture is when you 69 and you fill each other's *** with *** and then you turn over and blow *** into each other's ***"
by Young Sheezy November 22, 2010
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Rusty T

see "Rusty Trombone"
the act of a woman (or man) eating a man's ass while giving him a reach around.

Also refered to as "Rusty Trom"
As uttered many times by the '03 class in the halls of GM "RUSTY T"!!! "Ryan gave Corey a Rusty T"
by OX October 15, 2003
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