its a very small bistro in rialto. they only have tables for two. the light is always dimmed to create the illusion that time does not pass or does not exist for that matter. they play sweet and adagio trumpet instrumentals in a major key. their wine is the suavest, pasta from a pot straight out of heaven. the guests whisper here, a lot of secretive talking, everybody smiles. they say this place is so good you will feel real pain when you step outside.
Roman's is where the most honeyed lies are told. Their meals consist of only well-assorted ingredients. The prices are stiff, the bill rarely split.
by Krkič February 15, 2020
Get the Roman'smug. Roman Empire is the definitive homeland of Caucasian civilization; stretches from Morocco to Bangladesh.
Produces people who are 100% reliant on Caucasian privelege and who will fail (because of their own long-standing reliance on Caucasian privelege) the second people stop respecting Caucasian Provelege.
Even though Russians/Asians wrote pretty good content starring Caucasians (both presented as fact/history and presented as fiction), Neanderthals themselves would rather swing around jungles in Brazil, pretending to be from uncontacted tribes and wearing feathered hairdresses.
Puts a whole new meaning to, "Muhammad used his Daddy's billions to get his hands on military grade equipment to kill other Caucasians for no reason and destroy the Roman ruins in his country, then decided to go run away".
Caucasians go the Aladdin route, complete with bizarre clothing, bizarre costumes and an autistic fake attempt to make themselves "ethnic".
India and Free Palestine are like that autistic cartoon about mice pretending to be ethnic, complete with autistic accents and speech impediments.
Produces people who are 100% reliant on Caucasian privelege and who will fail (because of their own long-standing reliance on Caucasian privelege) the second people stop respecting Caucasian Provelege.
Even though Russians/Asians wrote pretty good content starring Caucasians (both presented as fact/history and presented as fiction), Neanderthals themselves would rather swing around jungles in Brazil, pretending to be from uncontacted tribes and wearing feathered hairdresses.
Puts a whole new meaning to, "Muhammad used his Daddy's billions to get his hands on military grade equipment to kill other Caucasians for no reason and destroy the Roman ruins in his country, then decided to go run away".
Caucasians go the Aladdin route, complete with bizarre clothing, bizarre costumes and an autistic fake attempt to make themselves "ethnic".
India and Free Palestine are like that autistic cartoon about mice pretending to be ethnic, complete with autistic accents and speech impediments.
Roman Empire is proof that only good Caucasians are those with Asian authors. Neanderthals themselves have such severe autism.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 September 8, 2024
Get the Roman Empiremug. by tuff hater fr March 1, 2025
Get the romanmug. by Great value Sonic August 14, 2023
Get the Roman Seleznevmug. A sexy, hot guy, who gets hella hard looking at a specific girl he likes. He acts gay but really isn't, and has the dick all girls want. He's fit and intelligent and won't let his girl down when she needs him.
being defined
" Hey, you know this guy name Roman right?"
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
" Hey, you know this guy name Roman right?"
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
by UI#DIYG@EHJD November 15, 2021
Get the Romanmug. The kinda guy who works tirelessly with extreme efficiency and accuracy but also finds time for friends family and himself. The man has at least one hobby and likes to be free. He might have a small problem with himself (he wants to change sleep habits). He is kind and inclusive to those who deserve it. He is a natural born leader if he needs to be, but would rather let someone else tell him what to do. He's love sick. He wishes for a loving gf seeing as the last one cheated. has a secret talent for writing and painting and likes kittens and puppies equally. He loves to play games with friends but also likes to go it alone. He is effectively loyal to you as long as you don't absolutely wreck him. He's usually kinda tall, standing at 1.8-2 meters tall. He wants to visit Australia and New Zealand. In his hobbies he enjoys planning and execution of large scale (often expensive) projects. He's a tiddie and ass guy and likes thick or thin, tall or short girls. He's a great hugger and an extraordinary cuddler. He is still pondering if the cia documents on different dimensions is true but he doesn't actually care. He is a seed in the ground waiting to sprout ;) (he's also the heir of his smol families patriarchy)
Matticus: so roman will end up like me eh..?
Timothy: no. Maybe similar but not quite you or his mom.
Matticus: well like me or not, one thing is for certain.
Timothy: whats that?
Matticus: he is going to be more powerful than you or I or even our dad. He truly is the hidden king.
Timothy: do you really think so?
Matticus: yes. He will make an excellent patriarch
Timothy: no. Maybe similar but not quite you or his mom.
Matticus: well like me or not, one thing is for certain.
Timothy: whats that?
Matticus: he is going to be more powerful than you or I or even our dad. He truly is the hidden king.
Timothy: do you really think so?
Matticus: yes. He will make an excellent patriarch
by Manbearpig666666 October 22, 2020
Get the Romanmug. by Obamium August 27, 2019
Get the Romanmug.