road rainbow

When, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a blowjob, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver's penis looks like a gay pride flag.

"Hey honey, why don't you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you're in CVS, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church."

road rainbow by pariotto August 16, 2009

Road Load 

When a vehicle cuts you off on a snow covered road and sprays salty white shit all over the windsheild.

Fuck that dude in that truck just sprayed me with a road load! Turn on the wipers

Road Load by Ichi_Oni January 29, 2010

Road burger 

another term for road kill... used in cases of road rage

me:THAT FUCKER JUST CUT ME OFF.
friend: uh shouldn"t you slow down?!!
Me: STFU,lM GOING TO MAKE ROAD BURGER OUT OF THAT ASS

Road burger by moonpeanut September 23, 2010

road dick 

When a married or commited guy is away from home he brings his 'road dick' to screw girls like he's single.

Tiger Woods brought his road dick with him when he went on golf tournaments.

road dick by gasman1 July 27, 2011

road hammer 

a long haul truck driver, or someone who likes to drive or take long road trips.

"Wow, Miami to DC without sleeping? Mike is such a road hammer!"

road hammer by bebe elle August 30, 2016

road life 

When you have no choice to eat beans n toast for breakfast lunch and tea. When u gotta shift 3 boxes to pay off ya debts with big baz. When u on dem curbz, 24/8

You know I live this road life my g

road life by Tony 9 bags February 21, 2017

Road pizza 

When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.

Woah did you see that! It’s a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!

Road pizza by Bimbi guy June 10, 2019