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Valley Ride 

A popular pastime of most of the local teenage population, a Valley Ride is the act of smoking marijuana while driving around a portion of Pennsylvanian and Delawarean back roads known as "the Valley".
Tommy: Yo man, I'm real fuckin bored, what you wanna do??
John: Damn I feel you bro... Wait, I know! Lets hit up Timmy and go on a Valley Ride.
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inside the ride 

i.e. at a rave or dance event
inside the ride by piffy June 12, 2003

Saturday night ride 

A legal move in amateur wrestling that was originally called the "double grapevine."

A Saturday night ride is usually accomplished in these steps:
1) The wrestler takes his opponent to his back, wraps both legs around his opponent's legs, and spreads them out wide.
2) The wrestler on top arches his back and presses his chest and hips down into his opponent in order to hold him down on the mat.
3) The wrestler on top wraps both of his arms around his opponent's arms, or grabs one of his oppponent's arms and wraps his other arm around his opponent's head and pulls it up.
4) With both legs trapped and with his whole body held down, the wrestler on bottom can't do anything to escape. When the wrestler on top holds both his shoulders or shoulder blades down on the mat long enough, the wrestler on bottom is pinned and the other dude wins.
5) If a wrestler does this move well enough, it's not only a guaranteed pin, but also a good way to own and embarrass the other dude, if you want to do that.

Since the Saturday night ride has both wrestlers flat on the mat with their legs and arms wrapped around each other, it often looks like a sexual position, hence the name.

The move is also known as the "Saturday night," the "double grapes," the "angel," or the "honeymooner."
Last week, Jake faced a tough opponent on the wrestling mat named Mike. Mike kept pissing him off by always trying to out-muscle him, so Jake found a way to take care of him. When Mike got tired late in the third period and couldn't make any more moves, Jake took him to his back and pinned him with the "Saturday night ride."

dick ride 

To give undue praise to another person. This is usually from on man to another but is not limited in its use.
Wow ESPN loves to dick ride the Yankees!
Hey Jim stop dick riding Erin!
dick ride by Drew Crawford May 17, 2008

burn ride 

riding around in the car with your friends for the sole purpose of getting high. usually ends up in a stop at every 7-11 along the way.
they went on a burn ride before the show and joe accidently burned the backseat with his cigarette.
burn ride by Anonymous March 5, 2005
practice begun presumably by lesbians. Told to me by one. A "knee ride" is using ones knee to place pressure on a woman's vaginal and clitoral area. By applying pressure and rubbing your knee against this area you can stimulate orgasm.
After my lesbian friend told me about knee rides I gave my girlfriend one. She couldn't believe that I give her an orgasm using just my knee.
knee ride by slipsheet February 4, 2005

Maple Syrup Ride 

Where two participants both cum into a plastic kiddy pool and put floaties on and just let the semen waves take them away.
David: Man I've had a rough day, I'm not sure how to unwind.
James: Dude have you heard about the "Maple Syrup Ride"? Took all of my stress away. I highly recommend it.