Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.

by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019

Richard Luck

Consistently having the worst possible luck with anything you do

Damn bro that was some Richard luck

by Hentinator June 29, 2022

Richard Smith

He's a dumbass teacher that's always distracted. He's a sad hooman who doesn't care about anything. He also stays at school on a weekend. He also has a scruffy ass beard. He's stupidly funny too.

God! That teacher's such a Richard Smith!

by cseeker February 27, 2019

richard lai

A koreaboo and weeaboo

Richard Lai

by Not achang June 25, 2023

long richard

An alternate word for penis.

Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".

Ex: Gon' do this LOONG RICHARD STYLE.

Ex: Yea just like my Long Richard.

by Mlg02496 May 10, 2016

angry richard

When a Male rubs his dick in icyhot then fornicate with a woman.

Dude, my girls pussy was on fire when I gave her that angry richard

by MikeHuntYaBoo May 14, 2020

Group Richard

The guy that gets ragged on and excessively bullied by everyone they’re around

Man, I hung out with new people today and they all tore me a new asshole, I was the group richard

by Horty72 February 21, 2022