Reese's Puffs

The difference between Reese's Puffs and my kids is that I know Reese's Puffs by name

by therealadamsandler76 May 28, 2020

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Reese Reynolds

The clog of cum in showers dorms that is caused by excessive shower masturbation. Ultimate sad fuck who can't get into Hannah's pants so he plays stellaris with her instead.

Stop being such a Reese Reynolds or else I'll wat your ass

by Sirliloiuwq January 14, 2020

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Reeses blanket

The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.

Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that

by Hotdoglover4592 July 20, 2024

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reesing

Reesing: Verb. The act of manipulating an ex-significant other to support one's drug habit by parasitically re-inhabiting the space of a sig-o without any care or consideration to reciprocate in kind (Sexually or otherwise).

Noun. A careless and manipulative act which deceives an ex into falling back into the role of provider in order to selfishly exploit them as a source of illicit drugs.

Comes from the root "Theresa," in that this act is the opposite of the selfless altruism exhibited by Mother Theresa.

Man 1: so me and my um, girl, hung out this weekend at the casinos again. We partied big the whole time!
Man 2: Aw yeah, you hittin that again? Good for you, she's hot as F!
Man 1: uh, well naw we partied too hard and passed out most nights. We just spent time reconnecting, you know?
Man 2:. Wut!? Man, that girl is reesing you for sure. She just wants you to pay for everything because she can't.

by FredZep November 23, 2022

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