red plum

When a guy dips his balls in a bloodied period-pussy.

I was blessed to earn the red plum badge of honor last night and as I retracted my left ball I said to her "periods don't stop anything, but a sentence baby".

by Mister Poopybutthole October 6, 2015

Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.

“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.

by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020

Ruby Red

A Female that goes out with a gang member of the bloodz.

Iam Ruby Red, Yert My man's a bloodz

by LADii E April 23, 2006

red lemming

Term for a common Chinese person.

The nation colour of China being 'red' + 'lemming' a person with no originality or voice of his/her own.

One who speaks or repeats only what he/she has been told by the state. Excessively nationalistic. A tool. A cretin.

China is goood, China amazing, China wule da world!" "Oh great another red lemming.

by sunshiyong October 21, 2010

Red Mist

to see red mist- a condition certain people get into- usually caused by mental conditions but can be brought on by extreme stress/anger- when one is extremely angry there is stress put on facial muscles. the mark for one losing control of themselves and raging, destroying things/people in their vicinity, is when internal blood vessels in or near the eyes start leaking. the blood can sometimes spill into the inside of the eye, causing the person to see everything through a "red mist", hence the name. at this point, however, the person is so angry that they completely lose control and essentially go insane for a time. the condition naturally causes the person's eyes to turn red, which makes the experience for a bystander go from quite frightening to positively terrifying.

Chris was so enraged at the abuse of his lover that he saw red mist.

by foehammuh March 13, 2010

Red Tape

red tape is an expression that arose from a technological innovation. The red tape directly refering to the leader tape found in many reel to reel tape recorders and small compact cassetes. As there can be no sound recorded on this portion of the tape it was considered frustrating and often likened to bureaucracy when one had to wait for the end of the red tape to hear what was recorded on the tape Hence The expression red tape and or cut through the red tape or cut to the chase

All that bureaucracy, its just red tape they could proceed so much faster if they wanted. Cut through the red tape

by Blood Fire February 22, 2007

Girl in red

Lesbian

Do you listen to girl in red

by BOBBYROOSSSO October 4, 2020