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statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.
John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
by fizzle April 5, 2004
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kiss rape

When someone kisses you but you do not want to. So when people say that they saw you kissing someone, you say that you were kissed raped by someone that forced a kiss.
Kiss raper: Give us a kiss love! (does'nt wait for an answer but sticks his toungue down your throat).

People: We saw to kissing that guy over there. What was he like?

Me: It was awful he kiss raped me.
by Rozzle July 12, 2006
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Rape Burn

When you get Friction burn (commonly known as carpet burn) from being raped savagely or gang raped. This is rare in consensual sex, and if you got it from that then you should invest in a new partner.
Rape burn is actually used in some court cases as evidence.
However it does commonly get mixed up with rope burn, for the places that your rapist tied you up.

Rape burn isn't the same as chafing. But should be treated as pretty much the same. with some Aloe-Vera oil or minor burn creams
Donny - And here are the photos of my rape burn that those bastards over there gave me *points to defendants*.

Prosecutor - Let the records show that the victim is identifying pictures of her inner thighs taken on the night she was violated.
by EMT- February 26, 2008
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Time-Rape

Time-Rape is the science fiction concept of time travel in which iron clad laws of physics dictate that any stop within the space-time continuum must be accompanied by a rape of a denizen of that time/locale by the time traveler.

This can be facilitated by the time traveler targeting times and places where women were considered little more than chattel and the penalties for what is now considered a violation were practically non-existent.

As it is a necessity of the structure of time travel, Time-Rape itself is generally not the specific goal of the traveler, though rogue individuals and groups do exist who hold it as their primary aim.

The consequences of not performing the Time-Rape are not fully understood, however, research has concluded that it is the psychological/spiritual equivalent of a kind of reverse Time-Rape where everyone alive in the visited time period not targeted by the errant traveler converges upon him to perform an eternity of rapes while the intended, and necessary, victim of the traveler presides in judgment.

Another hypothesized result suggests the bringing-forth of the Negrolocaust.
Holy shit, dude. Are you telling me you didn't perform the Time-Rape? You are so literally fucked - and if it causes the Negrolocaust, I'll never forgive you.
by ajaxax October 27, 2012
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Braid-Rape

Generally used to describe any form of using braids or similar appendages to bind an entity's will to your own. Once bonded, that entity's thoughts will mirror your own, and you will have complete control of the other entity.

This phrase was first coined in relation to James Cameron's movie "Avatar", when the Na'vi insert their "braids" into Banshees (Ikran) to allow control of the creatures in battle.
Na'vi 1: "Dude, it looked like you had some trouble subduing that Banshee."
Na'vi 2: "Yeah, but I braid-raped it in the end."
by Jake Syris December 24, 2009
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date rape

Date rape is a fast growing phenomenon in Pubs and Nightclubs. The essential idea is that you spike a target's drink with a sedative drug, usually GHB or Rohypnol, and wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious. At this point you offer to help the virtually incapacitated victim home or to a taxi, obviously nobody will be suspicious as the victim appears simply to be heavily inebriated. Having taken the victim to a secluded spot, you proceed to rape them, the effect of the drug ensuring they can offer no resistance or remember the experience/assailant. Due to the nature of the crime, in up to 80% of date rapes the victim knows the rapist well.
"Don't leave your drink unattended, as you may get date raped"
by TheDreamer'sClub May 13, 2005
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down rape

In the game Gears of War, while playing in an execution match; when the enemy downs you and continually downs you, against your will, everytime you recover from a bleedout. Victims feel humility and anguish while the rapists usually just laugh at your struggles.
"Yea.. all my teammates died and the assholes on the other team down raped me and tried to make me quit. But like Jody Foster in The Accused, I held firm and let them have their way with me"
by king guillotine December 11, 2008
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