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Putting on the Ritz

The act of sitting down (usually on a couch) with a box of Ritz crackers. The subject sitting down will usually originally have the intent of eating 5 or 6 crackers, but ends up eating a whole package of Ritz.
Man 1: Man, I was Putting on the Ritz last night.

Man 2: You're such a fatass.
by Hissmedaddy March 8, 2016
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butt putty

Man, there ain't enough butt putty in the world to fill the ass crack on the plummer that fixed our drain.
by gmoneycobra December 25, 2007
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part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.
"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."
by M Rockwell July 20, 2008
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Patin my Putty

To masterbait very emotionaly.
Don't come in the bathroom cause I will be patin my putty
by Rick-chizzle January 28, 2009
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Potturd

Rabid Fans of Harry Potter. Also known as turdswho enjoy pornographic fanworks of harry potter and other characters. Sick bastards.
"I love HarryxRon Lemon Yaoi!"
"You're a fucking sicko, you Potturd"
by Anti-Potter February 24, 2006
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putt putt

A person that demonstrates a lack of quality work the relative word naming a slacker or a person that has work poor performance................
here we go, Putt Putt sam is working today.
by come on July 3, 2008
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putt putt in the butt

when two men are having anal sex on a mini golf cpurse as one bends over and putts, the other inserts his cock into the first persons ass hole.
Ouch! You gave me a "hole in one"
I have to say I am a very good putt putt in the butt!
by Chode muncher 69 September 25, 2011
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