Sock Puppeting

When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.

Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...

by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020

Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.

Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.

by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017

Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion

"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"

by revvinkevin November 17, 2018

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017

Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.

I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.

by Chaz Walker September 2, 2013

Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.

I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.

by Burleyfish November 11, 2025

Puppet job

When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off

Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet

by Tom Nehl February 11, 2022