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Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
mugGet the Sock puppetmug.

Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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Perfect puppet

When toxic friends or family try to turn you into what they want you to be by controlling you
You sister is so controlling, she making her own perfect puppet out of you
by Dogggycoms November 2, 2021
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Face Puppet

Someone who registers for social networking sites using an alias.
I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.
by Chaz Walker September 2, 2013
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Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.
Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.
by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017
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Sock Puppeting

When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020
mugGet the Sock Puppetingmug.

puppet pipeline

A bunch of Deltarune AUs where you stack the Other Puppet on another one over and over, and then- Alright it's basically a game of telephone, except it's passing Kris and Spamton around whilst swapping them, each with their own unique soundtracks!
I love the Puppet Pipeline
The Pipeline's where I stay
If you don't like the pipeline,
That's simply just okay
I love the puppet pipeline,
It's filled all our goats
Making peak like 1.2.3..
To shove it down our throats
by dessertAfterDinner July 13, 2025
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