Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

premature e-sendulation

accidentally hitting the "send" button before finishing writing an e-mail.

Sorry that e-mail was cut off in mid-sentence. It was a case of premature e-sendulation.

by Vasyl M Jr. December 9, 2008

Premand

telling someone to stop something before they do it

He told me to shut up before i did anything. That's a premand

by Mason Manson December 16, 2008

prama

prom drama; any drama related to or somehow linked to prom

A: Omg, why can't the seniors just choose a place for dinner?
S: Ugh, I know, it's such prama.

by Rednorgirl May 16, 2009

Primary Target

A Primary Target is a guy's cock & balls in Tae-Kwon-Do.

He went for his Primary Target - my cock & balls - in martial arts class today!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

primate pile up

the act of large primates pileing up on each other and butt fucking performing one big orgy

Dude, did you see that primate pile up on animal planet last night? it was crazy!

by donkey kong6999999999 April 17, 2011

Primajaculadonna

Someone who prematurely ejaculates and overcompensates for embarrassment by incessantly talking about it.

Yeah dude... we know. You came way too fast inside that slag - now quit being a primajaculadonna and shut the fuck up about it.

by Miskr3ant April 15, 2014