Poo occurs

Nice way of saying shit happens.

Oh well, poo occurs.

by philou February 20, 2012

poo body

A broken, pathetic, lost, dejected, bottom-of-the-barrel young runnaway hooker whose pimp doesn't take very good care of her so she hasn't had a bath or a shower in weeks therefore she actually smells like poo beca1

"I can't believe how fucked off that poor little girl was that we tried to pick up last night! She actually smelled like poo!"

"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"

by Zack Attack 13 June 26, 2019

poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. April 25, 2012

Fire Poo

The poo you receive after eating spicy foods, such as Hot Cheetos or Hot wings. It comes out liquidy and red. This poo never wants you to go poo ever again.

Hey bro! I was at the movie theatre and I got Fire Poo.

by Mark Xantho December 11, 2006

poo nuggets

pieces of shit that have become entangled in the pubic/anus hair and hardened into "nuggets"

I went to hit Monishiqua from the back, but when I spread it, there were all these nasty poo nuggets all over the place...dirty bitch

by scarfman January 31, 2004

poo pocket

When a fart is expelled in the shower, a vacuum like effect takes place, creating a smell that lasts 20 times as long as normal. Its especially bad and funny when showering with a loved one.

Steven: I stopped by Taco Bell on the way home last night and got a couple bean burritos...they were delicious with the fire sauce! (farts in the shower)
Corina: Holy crap!?!?! Did you just poo pocket me?
Steven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry
Corina: UGH!!!!! Let me out! Its in my mouth! Its in my mouth!

by Hyp3rioN June 25, 2010

gorilla poo

With adhesive properties similar to that of the commercially popular "gorilla glue", gorilla poo is fecal matter that remains stuck to the toilet bowl with striking resiliency after several flushes.

John's defacation became classified as a gorilla poo after several flushes failed to remove the matter from the bowl.

by jds07030 March 01, 2009