When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
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I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle
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I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch
by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022
Get the Neapolitan fuck puddle mug.BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
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Get the The cum puddle mug.When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.
During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.
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