Philachio

oral sex

give head

suck dick

Philachio Philache Philached

She wants to "Philache" me! My penis in, an around her mouth!


My girl asked me if i wanted "Philachio", I was like what the fuck is that!

I heard that Liam and Robert "Philached each other once"

by Zero91 January 26, 2009

New Philadelphia High School

Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.

Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.

by rst8 November 4, 2011

philandthropist

A wealthy married man who, while probably being somewhat parsimonious to his own wife/children, offers financal assistance to other women in return for their sexual favors.

I hear that Mr. Jones is thought of as a real sugar daddy by a lot of ladies, but he makes his own family shop at Goodwill, so I see him as just a philandthropist.

by QuacksO February 20, 2014

philadelphia bubble bath

The act of pooping into a bathtub filled with hot water, stripping down, and diving in. Usually done for sexual pleasure. Can be done with another person.

Person 1: Dude, you smell like shit today. So does Sarah
Person 2: Yeah man me and Sarah tried out this thing called a Philadelphia Bubble Bath
Person 1: Well whatever that was, you stink

by *Breathes In* China March 23, 2017

Philadelphia

Where dreams go to die

Well my chareer is over, I got drafted by the Philadelphia Eagles

by Chester-cheeto June 7, 2017

Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

by dudperfect October 15, 2018

Phil Swift

a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half

"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

datsalotadamidge.

by BigBirdInJapan December 9, 2018