penny long

Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.

Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”

Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”

Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”

by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018

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Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

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A-penny into a wenny

Happily doing dances when you are sad. This expression implies to those to songs with a fast tempo.

Song lyric: They are a-penny into a wenny.
Speech: one person: Why are they a-penning into a wenny?

other person: What does that mean?
some other person: Because they are sad right now but they are listening to a very fast song at a party.

by thecharacterwannie May 21, 2023

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Penny

Penny is the most fun, kind, sweet, handsome man alive. He’s a little oblivious sometimes but that and any other flaw he has is worth it. Everyone who knows Penny knows that he’s the best; he’s the best friend, the best boyfriend, etc.. and overall the best person ever. Anyone would be lucky to date him, considering how he gives you butterflies and makes you so happy without any effort. If you know a Penny, never leave him or let him down, you’ll seriously regret it.

1. “What a great guy, his name must be Penny”

2. “Wow, she’s dating Penny?”
“What a lucky girl.”

by penfan19875 April 16, 2024

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