by Refillpad May 12, 2020

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

by dave harley May 9, 2022

by zpack November 21, 2022

by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 6, 2016

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."
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"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."
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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016
