Peppermint patti

Two black dudes smashing out a pale white girl.

Me and my bro met this pastey white chick last night. We ended up having a peppermint patti.

by Digdogger August 5, 2018

Obese Fatty Denise Patty

My very fat fish

Friend: “What’s your fishes name?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”

by XxAdriannaxX September 1, 2018

Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022

Patty Flappers

Another name for vagina.

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best

by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017

patchwork patty

A poorly rolled blunt, but you’ll go to space 🚀💫🧑 🚀👩🏻 🍳✨

“Chris can’t roll can you?”

“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”

by CrushingChaos April 19, 2021

moist patties

when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

"goddamn those are some moist patties"

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

Mrs Patty

A legend in the hall of schools in Steubenville many say she’s a ghost here to redeem her sins but little do they know she really just wants to maintain the consistency of “big dick energy”.

Person#1: Yo you know Mrs Patty
Person#2 : yea she’s the goat

by Loaf of the crumb January 11, 2021