The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
by Peanut Butter Dick December 04, 2013
A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
by BigCityBrom October 24, 2008
by mootmootmoot =DDDD January 29, 2005
by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013
by lyndal June 01, 2007
by weave October 07, 2003
Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011