meeting mel

an among us player who camps by the emergency meeting button and doesn't do any tasks or contribute in any major way, usually calling a meeting for anything they think seems "sus". the constant meetings they call make it impossible to finish tasks or really even play the game. this is by far the most annoying player
a: "who's been calling all these meetings? i'm in the middle of a task."
b: "oh that's just meeting mel."
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1232 September 27, 2020
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18 point meeting

It is a round of golf
I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.
by RainDogs May 24, 2018
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Surrogate meeting

When you hide underneath someone’s bed to
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!
I’m gonna finger lick this surrogate meeting because I’m an agent!
by EddieBrock5 December 18, 2023
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Tryna meet god

Slang for taking a heroic dose of psychedelics—usually magic mushrooms—with the goal of having a life-altering, mind-expanding experience. Often involves confronting your ego, laughing a lot, seeing the universe unravel, and coming back as a person who now drinks tea and talks about “energy” unironically.
“Bro you tryna meet god

“Bro I got us an ounce of shrooms… you tryna meet god”
“Yeah he came back wearing a poncho and talking about forgiveness. Guess he meet god”
by glockaholic April 22, 2025
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Department Meeting

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
by googabooga October 08, 2022
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When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.
Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.
by iimcrimson May 06, 2025
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Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 06, 2011
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