Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes May 15, 2018

Granny

Someone not to get on at. A word used in conjunction with the phrase 'don't get on at' in verbal combat against the grumpiest of Grandads. Beware, this is not guaranteed to ward off grumpy old farts and/or the aforementioned and much dreaded grandads.

*Grumpy Grandad feels grumpy and grumbles at Granny*

3rd Party - "Don't get on at Granny!"

by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023

Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024

Granny

The annoying character that always hits you with a Bat

Granny:I see you
Me:How DAFAQ does she see me?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023

Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely

"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."

by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025