Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes May 15, 2018

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie - meaning somebody named zion is a man .. or a lack of tuckness .

trannie, grannie, lannie, dannie is a whole tuck

by jasymdnmeks December 4, 2023

Granny Gooner

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely

"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."

by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025

Club night granny

A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….

Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.

by DOINKDAYS January 7, 2023

Granny Lip It

When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.

On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.

by Marcamango September 27, 2020

disco granny

Crazy old people from the 60s that still think their "hip" so to speak

You're a disco granny

by The creator of disco granny September 14, 2017

Granny necklace

Dirt ring or ring of perspiration around one’s neck. Usually develops after working in dusty, hot environments.

Working outside, I got a granny necklace.

by Texas Dirty Mike August 21, 2024