Two shits past a hen fox

You’re fucked!

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…

by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024

Past-Rizz

When rizz from the past helps you in the present or future.

Yo, I talked to my employer years ago, and my past-rizz 100% helped me get the job.

by JASUS16 April 20, 2023

NORMAL PAST

THE BEST FUCKING RAP GROUP EVER
CONSISTS OF KAILER the BUILDER, PLAYBOI CHRIST, NINZ, MRKIE, JACOBOUS BROWN, JUSTIN TRIGLE, AND KALEX COOCHIE

"yo, whats the best rape group ever"
"ITS FUCKING NORMAL PAST COW GANG!"

by KAILER, the BUILDER June 26, 2023

the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020

He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 23, 2022

Past Tense

Used when talking about a historic person or event. It should never be used when referring to present people or events. Written by Tony John Williams.

"He likes this song" explained Dahlia.
"No, Dahlia, he liked this song. "Liked" being the operative word. Always speak in past tense when referring to a past person or event." said Martin.

by NutCracker288 October 07, 2020

Paste

When a person drives a vehicle at unimaginable speeds, he's pasting the vehicle.

Macha I came from Hyderabad to Bangalore in like 4 hours ra. I pasted that XUV

by churchStreetBoi January 24, 2021