John Faust

A teacher, a legend, a man of all trades. John Faust.
When in doubt, ask John Faust.
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john may

The Goat who died for our sins...lol and RIP
"John May died for our sins"
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John Craig

John Craig is a huge retard
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DEAR JOHN

A goodbye letter from your girl. Congratulations, you're dumped. For playas: No prob. Jus move to the one next in line, nah mean? For the romantics: Try to avoid all sharp and dangerous objects & substances if possible.
What's worse? Being left and never getting a goodbye.
by Joshiro007 March 02, 2003
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John Peel

One of the greatest DJ's that will ever exist ever. Pioneer of many forms of music that exist in the mainstream today and was behind bands such as The Smiths before they became extremely successful. He had his own show on Radio 1 and also presented Radio 4's Home Truths.

He had an extremely open minded view to music and this left a huge mark on the music industry. No one can possibly replace a man as great as this.

Rest In Peace John Peel (1939 - 2004)
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John Dolmayan

A member of System of a Down and Scars on Broadway and is the most kickass drummer in the world! Plays on an awesome Tama set, and has a set that is covered in comic book art. Owns and runs Torpedo comics and has a huge personal collection of comics as well. Also seems to be a huge perv, his favorite movie is Taboo 2.
Hey did you hear that drummer talk shit? Fucker thinks he's better John Dolmayan.
by CDoris August 13, 2008
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john-raped

the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus

also can be known as aqua-raped
"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."
by P.J. is hot March 17, 2010
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