Toby Lam

Big useless fucking knob who’s shite at maths

I can’t got to see my friends sorry guys I’ve done a toby lam

by Yhhhhhh laaaaaadddd November 22, 2021

Toby got me

When you or anyone else falls, trips, or messes up on something, Toby (a ghost in paranormal activity) has “possessed” you and thats why you did what happened.

I tripped going up the stairs earlier I think Toby got me.

by quint897 September 9, 2025

A Toby

That one guy that gets beaten in sports day and then stares in a mirror angrily doing bicep curls in the middle of the party.

The Toby- “Hmph hmph hmph hmph”
Anyone else- “Dude stop being such a Toby! It was only sports day.

This is weird.”

by Gooseknows July 25, 2021

Toby

A Toby is a guy you meet randomly at the other end of the planet but you fall in love with. He is special and you know you are lucky to have him. Then you have to leave him but you are still happy to have met him in your life, he is a real Toby.

This Toby knows how to play frisbee and he has a nice butt!

by Hahac'estmarrant November 23, 2021

Toby

To pull a toby is to watch ahead in a TV show when watching with people

Are we watching more breaking bad tonight? Or did you pull a Toby

by felixnc July 22, 2025

Toby

Oh.. This person, some Toby's can be rlly amazing and respectful to you, BUT-!

Some are just Dickheads that hurt others, and can make anyone lie to you out of fear.

Toby's are rlly odd to be friends with... If you got a bad one...

✨I'M SO SORRY✨

yeah so me and.. Me Nd Toby are doing better... I swear-!

by Bean 🥚 December 11, 2021

wylder tobi

when u are drunk asf and your blood goes zooom (blood rush)

In this state you can't even argue cuz he gonna slap you anyways

fabi: "spieler"
*wylder tobi slaps fabi*

türsteher: "dein freund hier kommt heute nicht rein"
wylder tobi: "I'm gonna whoop your a$$"

random dude: "never talk to me again"
wylder tobi:"stööööfff stö döfffffff"

by lasermani January 4, 2021