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intraocular self observation

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.
Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"
by Icohedric January 20, 2014
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Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!
Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.
by Hooliganway April 22, 2021
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typically, retarded sounding ass kids who think they are funny, when indeed they are always very annoying and bitchy, usually they blast german or Russian anthems and songs for everyone to know how fucking annoying they are.
"Hey bro, listen to this Russian anthem made from note blocks in Minecraft! it's so funny."
kids who are obsessed with Russia as a joke
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Rianna’s obsession

Barnye.
Person1:Do you know who or what Rianna’s obsession is ?
Person2: No , what it is?
Person1: It’s him , Barnye
by mgrvi.r January 8, 2022
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tom holland obsession

someone who is fixated with the sexiness that is tom holland 😍.
That girl charlotte, yeah she has a tom holland obsession.
by foryourinfomation May 11, 2022
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obster

the female genitalia area, that is undouched
you need to clean your dirty obster
by lattice and margie far May 26, 2003
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Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP)

People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.

They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)

They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.

They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :

OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"

OJD: "Really"

OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"

OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"

OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"

OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
by JonasLover123 October 8, 2008
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