nitey

The opposite of wigger; a black man who acts like a normal human being.

Man, I wish there were more niteys around here to keep the damn wiggers in check.

by Hu Sat Ho August 13, 2007

crib notes

marvels that help underachievers pass intelligence evaluation

Wear laced up shoes on the day of the exam. However, you should remove the shoe laces. Then attach your crib notes behind each FLAP(or whatever you may call it) of the shoe. You may now peek at your crib notes with ease and hide it should someone else get near you.

by astronaught4 January 31, 2008

notebook

a portable computer that gets to hot to put on your lap, so it mainly stays off your lap, like on the table or somethin' like that. mostly gaming notebooks

person 1: i just got a gaming notebook today :)
person 2: don't u mean laptop?
person 1: no i can't put it on my lap, it will burn my lap alive while playing a game! especially crysis!
person 2: ya, don't burn yourself now.. XD

by X64-Brendon August 22, 2008

Notty

To have such profanic language that you can’t even spell right. A name which is given to a person who uses much profanity.

Keven- *profanity*
Jordan- That’s so NOTTY

Keven- what the h..
Jordan-NOTTYYYYYY

by Mr. Profanic Police May 11, 2018

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Suicide Note

A silent but deadly fart that is delivered immediately before exiting an occupied room.
Bringing to mind the often used suicide note phrase; "I'll be gone before you get this".

"John left an awful suicide note in the kitchen this morning, and I had to open all the windows."

by Smurfpiss October 18, 2008

c note

an acceptable payment for a lapdance or services from a woman-of-low-morales.

matt dropped a c note on his skank after she gave him a qwikie

by Kben October 26, 2005