Nintendo

Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

There is no known cure.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"

You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."

by HarvesterOfSorrow September 13, 2008

Nintendo

A company which, while having fallen on hard times recently resorting to churning out Pokemon and other childish games to survive, must be respected for dragging the video game industry out of a freefall in the mid-80s.

Nintendo kind of sucks now, but thank God they were there in 1985.

by Mr_MoJo_Risin777 May 5, 2003

nifty neato

The combination of both nifty and neato. This means, of course, that the noun being referred to is doubly as cool.

Girl 1: I just got the album Guero by Beck!
Girl 2: Beck is nifty neato.

by PomPom Explosion June 30, 2006

Ninety-Degree Virgin

A man who is a virgin simply because of the fact his penis is bent at a ninety-degree angle.

The surgeon's office was full of ninety-degree virgins

by Dinorectum July 13, 2010

Nintendo

Company so old that it was founded when Hitler was born

Timmy: Look at me I got Nintendo Weeeeee! I'm so cool!
Serious McSeriousface: even my grand grandfather played Nintendo games

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite

You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

Snazziful-Niftiness

Two words that both mean attractive or stylish combined for a bunch of syllables you dont really need. Sounds great with coffee!! It means what ever you might be describing is snazzifully nifty so the fact that it is nifty is pretty snazzy!!!

My fridge is full of snazziful-niftiness!

by Sarah R. February 4, 2008