by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
Get the Slap my ass and call me porkymug. by Fggfddsserrgbbnhh6556 November 11, 2019
Get the Suck my assmug. "Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
Get the Half a Horseshoe in my Assmug. Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?
by Themasterddue46@gmail.com September 15, 2020
Get the I'm kicking my assmug. "Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."
by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017
Get the angel my assmug. by hDark August 28, 2025
Get the fucking my ass offmug. by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017
Get the My Assmug.