muffin top

thy butt hath overflowith thine tiny pants

"mom's muffin top makes her skinny jeans look like fatty jeans"

by elodie December 15, 2006

Muffin head

An insult of the highest degree. It is racist, sexist, etc. Most commonly used by the popular gaming influencer BadBoyHalo (BBH) who avoids using any swear words other than the word being described.

BBH: skeppy, you muffin head!

Skeppy: ...

by BBH’S CUMDUMP December 21, 2020

slut muffin

a muffin that let itself get eaten by everyone

man at least 15 people have had a bite of that slut muffin

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

thug muffin

Someone from a wealthy middle class family, or live in a city suburb and wear all the latest thug fashion and think they are hard, but just look ridiculous.

Hey, look at those 2 thug muffins walking down the street, they think they're bangers!

by T.B. 2 February 19, 2008

cuttin muffins

A polite slang term used to mean passing gas or farting. Less well-known and used to confuse people.

When someone asks you 'How are you doing'? You reply, 'Oh, I'm just cuttin muffins'.

by Bill 'Puff' K September 19, 2007

Orgasm Muffin

A double chocolate chip muffin with chopped mars bars, twix pods, chocolate pieces, and smarties. It may also contain kit-kat's mars pods, and other additives of the chocolate variety.

"Man, this muffin is so good, is practically orgasmic!
Yeah! i know, i think we should call it an orgasm muffin!"

by Lauz~! March 16, 2009

Hardcore Muffin

A muffin including unstable properties which kicks fucking ass. Unfortunatley, it has side affects including paranoia, dillusion, and downright insanity. They only way you can avoid these side-affects is if you are a pothead. But this is not safe either, because hardcore muffins give potheads horrible seizures and braindamage similair to that caused by acid.

Fred: Hello Rob. Hello Kevin.
Rob: Hello Fred. Hello Kevin.
Kevin: Hardcore muffins.

by Dole November 8, 2004