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Mini-Mart Mocha

a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.
I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.
by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014
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Wal-mart Help

When somebody can't actually help you, they just join you in trying to figure it out.
When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.
by eskimoexplosion November 26, 2014
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Wal*mart supermarket

The store where fat b*tches ride on scooters,buy cheap soda{sam's cola} and

scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
Average truckstop whore•i need some condoms,sams cola and some perfume that smells like sperm. Lets go to wal*mart supermarket.

Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
by Weird person February 17, 2015
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Rippy Mart

"Let's stop at the rippy mart and grab a case of beer."
by Tabbey21 April 18, 2018
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John martek

Kid who wants to be the truck scene killer but shhhhhhhh.....dont tell anyone
"John marteks truck is stock"

"John martek is slow"
by Truckrice January 24, 2018
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Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!
by Adewmar February 1, 2019
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La’Martéas

The most amazing man in the whole world. He is most likely a very intelligent, one of a kind type of guy. He will do whatever he can to make sure that the people he loves are treated with the upmost respect. He is super attractive and very funny. Anyone would be lucky to have a La’Martéas.
I would love to be La’Martéas! He is a one of a kind guy!
by Anonpge13 February 10, 2019
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