The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.
19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.
Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?
19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?
19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.
by Chronotoxin December 2, 2011
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Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.
Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.
Expert gamer - I can not wait for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to come out.
Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?
Expert gamer - Why will it suck?
Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.
Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.
Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.
Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.
Noob gamer - cod still sucks
Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?
Expert gamer - Why will it suck?
Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.
Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.
Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.
Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.
Noob gamer - cod still sucks
by colonelt April 10, 2009
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A particular brand of stupid that can only be achieved by consistently ignoring all good advice and continuing to make a fool of yourself only to cry foul when people point and laugh, or by recipe as follows:
1 cup dumbass.
½ cup big mouth.
6 heaping tablespoons of naivety.
1 cube of misplaced trust.
A healthy dose of moral indignation.
A dash of really bad memory.
Martyr to taste.
Bake 5 to 10 minutes at roasting temperature until steam starts to emit from side vents. Sliced warm and served ala mode, this recipe makes plenty of Moeron for any size crowd.
1 cup dumbass.
½ cup big mouth.
6 heaping tablespoons of naivety.
1 cube of misplaced trust.
A healthy dose of moral indignation.
A dash of really bad memory.
Martyr to taste.
Bake 5 to 10 minutes at roasting temperature until steam starts to emit from side vents. Sliced warm and served ala mode, this recipe makes plenty of Moeron for any size crowd.
Any number of people have tried to help the Moeron, but she is oblivious concerning the truth.
The Moeron may be playing nice with all the men, but everyone is on to her tricks.
That Moeron just never knows when to shut up.
I could come up with these all day, but the Moeron would never get the punchline.
The Moeron may be playing nice with all the men, but everyone is on to her tricks.
That Moeron just never knows when to shut up.
I could come up with these all day, but the Moeron would never get the punchline.
by left of the western crater June 2, 2008
Get the Moeron mug.Descriptive of the increasingly large number of people who do not conform to the traditional values of man + woman = ok. Modern People tend towards being attracted to their own sex, or even both, in which case they are considered to be Thoroughly Modern People.
Symptoms of Modernity include overly tight/baggy clothes (boys/girls respectively), visible underwear, and publically being amorous with a member of the same sex.
Term was initially invented in the Birmingham area of the UK as a means of talking about suspected Modern People in close proximity without the subjects being aware of what was being discussed. Its growing popularity is rendering it useless in this regard.
See also: Modern People, Special Friends, or the short forms MP and SF
Symptoms of Modernity include overly tight/baggy clothes (boys/girls respectively), visible underwear, and publically being amorous with a member of the same sex.
Term was initially invented in the Birmingham area of the UK as a means of talking about suspected Modern People in close proximity without the subjects being aware of what was being discussed. Its growing popularity is rendering it useless in this regard.
See also: Modern People, Special Friends, or the short forms MP and SF
person A: modern alert!
person B: where?
person A: over yonder *points*
person B: haha modern as fuck mate
person B: where?
person A: over yonder *points*
person B: haha modern as fuck mate
by Ev0 December 28, 2005
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A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.
A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.
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Get the Modern Dorkware mug.While receiving an old fashioned, and after getting extremely frustrated, having a woman finish you off with a nice blowjob, because everyone knows handjobs suck.
I was receiving an Old-fashioned last night, but I got bored and made her give me the modern finish.
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