MOO

Master Of the Obvious.

MOO: Dude there's a cop behind you! Better pull over, whoa man his lights are all on, aren't they? Omg OMG your so in for it!!!!
Driver: *punches in face*

MOO: WOW this line sure is long isn't it? Looks like a long wait, I'm so glad I was here early, see I got all the deals, see you around huh, pal?
Christmas Chris: Yeah but I'll see your mom first tonight

by swankmasta.6000 July 12, 2013

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 14, 2023

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

Shee Moo

A very hyper active Asian girl. She can get very competitive and anger issue is off the chart but her love for other is the reason why she has the protection in the world. She love and gets loved. This Asian girl can look innocent but can kill.

Shee Moo gon kill you

by Abcdancdabcd12121 November 22, 2021

Moo juiced

The act of wiping your index finger deep into your own sweaty ass crack. Then wipe it across your friends upper lip.

Scott moo juiced Jeff so many times I can smell his upper lip from across the room.

by Tally Wackerson April 21, 2024

tangy moo juice

Sour Cream

Could I get some tangy moo juice on my burrito?

by Theonewhodefinesnothing December 11, 2017