Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 14, 2023

Moo

A moo has a really used, loose asshole. It’s like putting a hot dog in a paper towel roll

Oberkill: “Wow moos asshole is loose”
Ace: “Yea ik jesus christ”

by madii888 September 4, 2023

Dainey Moo

A very unclear and misheard way of saying the EastEnders characters name Danny Moon.

Mum - "Who Dainey Moo?"
Son - "What?"
Mum - "Who's Danny Moon?"
Son - "Sorry Mum I misheard you"

by Supreme Commander AMS April 3, 2024

Who Dainey Moo?

A very quick and misheard way of saying the sentence, Who's Danny Moon? A character from EastEnders.

Mum: Who Dainey Moo?
Son: What?
Mum: Who's Danny Moon?
Son: Oh, sorry Mum I misheard you.
Mum: Why what did you think I said?
Son: Who Dainey Moo?
Mum: Don't be stupid.
Son: Okay

by Supreme Commander AMS April 3, 2024

Moo Snuckel

A Youtuber and common member of the Vanoss Crew, active from 2011 until his (semi) retirement in 2024.

Moo Snuckel is a great Youtuber known for his positive energy...and his moments of spectacular rage when that positive energy runs out.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024

Moo juiced

The act of wiping your index finger deep into your own sweaty ass crack. Then wipe it across your friends upper lip.

Scott moo juiced Jeff so many times I can smell his upper lip from across the room.

by Tally Wackerson April 21, 2024

Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024