my mommy 

your mommy

I would like to help my mommy with her homework.

my mommy by Imanangrybird November 12, 2017

Reiners mommy milkers

Reiners big mommy cheat his nipples need to be sucked and milk dry such a fine ass man sniff his ass hole and make him CUM🩳😵 💫 yum yum 😋 😶 🌫️

Reiners mommy milkers need to be milked😋

Reiners mommy milkers by Erens stinky ball sack May 1, 2021

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Certified Muscle Mommy 

A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.

“Bro, did you see her pull 225 for reps? That’s a certified muscle mommy”

Certified Muscle Mommy by paleempress February 24, 2023

Cat Mommy

A older woman who has no biological children of her own. Usually single but may have androgynous male/female life partner. Typically these women own 1-3 cats but sometimes many more, and treat them as if they were their own human spawn. Many times these unique individuals can be seen attempting to walk their cats on leashes, attending cat adoption fairs, and parked sideways in the middle of 3 lanes chasing a stray cat across the freeway.

Jane: Oh look there's a homeless woman!

Jim: No honey, that's just one of those creepy cat mommies. Look see how she's got a leash on her cat?

Jane: Oh wow, now I see it! That is creepy and awesome at the same time. I've actually never seen a Cat Mommy ever before!

Jim: Here, go pose with her and I'll take a picture!

Cat Mommy by Jack Murphy April 27, 2008

Is this okay mommy? 

A quote from NintendoCapriSun's Let's Play Majora's Mask series.

*Link holds up bottle*

NintendoCapriSun : "Is this okay mommy?"

Is this okay mommy? by *Link holds up bottle* September 9, 2014

Vommy Mommy 

An older woman, typically middle aged in her late twenties to middle fifties who vomits into your mouth when you wish.

Mark: "Oh jeesh I wish I could find myself a vommy mommy!"
Matt: "what's that"

Mark: "Don't worry about it

Vommy Mommy by DissapointingFrogMan July 23, 2019