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Definitions by DissapointingFrogMan

Vommy Mommy 

An older woman, typically middle aged in her late twenties to middle fifties who vomits into your mouth when you wish.
Mark: "Oh jeesh I wish I could find myself a vommy mommy!"
Matt: "what's that"

Mark: "Don't worry about it

binglebug 

A BingleBug is a Bug that can only be found in the deepest depths of your soul. If you do have bingle bugs, seek medical attention immediately, as having a BingleBug inside you can cause the symptoms of:
*HotDog Fingers
*Disappointing your parents

*Extreme teenage angst

*Hairy palms
*blue Balls
*Super glue teeth
or in the worst possible scenario.

Erectile Malfunction which is an extremely difficult case of inverse boner.
"Oh damn man, I think dat boi has BingleBugs!, Get him medical attention stat!"