A BingleBug is a Bug that can only be found in the deepest depths of your soul. If you do have bingle bugs, seek medical attention immediately, as having a BingleBug inside you can cause the symptoms of:
*HotDog Fingers
*Disappointing your parents
*Extreme teenage angst
*Hairy palms
*blue Balls
*Super glue teeth
or in the worst possible scenario.
Erectile Malfunction which is an extremely difficult case of inverse boner.
*HotDog Fingers
*Disappointing your parents
*Extreme teenage angst
*Hairy palms
*blue Balls
*Super glue teeth
or in the worst possible scenario.
Erectile Malfunction which is an extremely difficult case of inverse boner.
by DissapointingFrogMan May 16, 2016
An older woman, typically middle aged in her late twenties to middle fifties who vomits into your mouth when you wish.
Mark: "Oh jeesh I wish I could find myself a vommy mommy!"
Matt: "what's that"
Mark: "Don't worry about it
Matt: "what's that"
Mark: "Don't worry about it
by DissapointingFrogMan July 23, 2019