madalynn

A Madalynn is a fucking hoe. She always complains about everything and gets everything her way. Yes, she is pretty, actually so pretty that she gets all the boys and has no shame of fucking them. Instead of hanging out with her friends she flirts with her crush and other boys. She sometimes wears makeup which makes her look like a stupid witch. Oh, and did I mention she's really annoying. The way she acts is pukid and she's not funny at all. How could I forget that you can never trust her! If you tell her a secret and tell her to not tell anyone, she promises, but guess what, she fucking breaks that promise and tells bloody everyone. She likes to argue with you until she breaks someone's feelings or wins the "competition". Then when she finds out she was wrong, she said "No, I never said that" and she starts arguing again of how she said the write thing all along. If she hears gossip, she spreads it in a flash. Her number one ability is looking ugly (in the inside and a little on the out) and acting like a total bitch. Never be friends with a girl names Madalynn.

"Madalynn, why did you tell everyone my secret! You selfless, heartless bitch!"

by definitionsforpeoplethathurtme May 16, 2018

Medal of Honor

A friend who is always willing to jump on a grenade (ugly friend) for you. When partying and you see a hot girl with an ugly friend, this person will always take the ugly friend to help you out.

Because he's got the Medal of Honor!

by dancej October 1, 2010

Modar

(Chiefly British)

v.
1. To ejaculate prematurely.

v.t.
2. To be prematurely ejaculated upon

1. Finding himself in an unlikely sexual encounter at the dodgy end of Warwickshire, 27-year-old Geoff was more than excited to finally lose his virginity, and thus ended up modaring all over his dishy young boy-toy, Fernando.

2. Fernando was modared with a vengeance.

by Anonymous March 20, 2005

moddle

An old Italian slang term for prostitute or whore

I saw this ugly moddle at Ferrari dealership/pizza restaurant

by Jackoffchan February 12, 2017

canteen medals

Pieces or splashes of food that fall onto one's shirt at lunchtime, and that go unnoticed until a colleague points it out

'Did you see Tina eating that chicken soup at lunchtime?'

'Yeah I saw those canteen medals on her shirt when she was at the photocopier'

by Spikester September 24, 2005

model girl

A girl that gets with another without any real genuine reasons. They usually hook up for their own personal gain, money, or because they are under the influence. They are normally more into their social life.

Yo! So where's all the model girls at!

by LonelyStonerKid April 29, 2011

Super Hyper Medallion Gay

To be flamboyant in one's homosexuality. Originally coined by Cheung Chang, Raddy, and Seamus in 2003 at the Great Entertainer.

1). Damn, the way he dances is Super Hyper Medallion Gay

2). That Cibik is Super Hyper Medallion Gay

by Stan Kroll December 2, 2004