When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.
by Kwaller11 October 28, 2017
Get the midget erectionmug. Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
by jayke0655 December 23, 2020
Get the hentai midget pornmug. A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one
by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019
Get the Midget leaguemug. Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.
Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"
by Cuntismyword September 3, 2019
Get the Uppity Midgetsmug. When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.
Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!
by anonymous December 9, 2020
Get the raging midgetmug. Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.
by hiaatus February 8, 2013
Get the Five-foot Midgetmug. by iron midget March 30, 2009
Get the iron midgetmug.