Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance by The Harristonian October 14, 2004

8 midget pounder 

you lay on your back and you are completley naked and you get 8 midgets to screw you in the anus.
untill its wideenough to fit all 8 midget penises.

Man that 8 midget pounder was crazy last night i am still crapping pancakes,

8 midget pounder by ryansdakslda January 10, 2008

strangle a midget 

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

strangle a midget by Joe Z May 3, 2008

vanilla midget 

Vanilla = Boring
Midget = Small

Used by the Legendary Kevin Nash to describe the oompa loompas Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Eddie Gurerro, ect.

Nash knew they would drive the fans away so heroically buried them for the good of the company.

Sadly the WWE started to push these losers and as a result ratings are in the gutter.

Eddy + Benoit = VANILLA MIDGETS!

vanilla midget by NashMark March 26, 2005

Mental midget 

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

Mental midget by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

moon midget by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

Mental Midget 

Looney Left Wingers that only listen to and believe the talking points from the DNC, the Fake News Media, and their fellow Hypocrites. They don't look up the information and Fact Check for themselves. They believe that Progressivism a.k.a. Socialism (then comes Fascism - Communism - Marxism) is better than Capitalism. That America should become a Third World Country within a One World Order. They believe that they are entitled to whatever they want for free and that someone else should pay for it. They don't believe in GOD or Jesus. Pretty much the definition of a Mental Midget is a person who believes that one plus one equal three (1 + 2 = 3), because that is what he was indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe.

A Mental Midget is a person who only believes what they are indoctrinated by the Far Left to believe in, because they aren't able to think for themselves.

Mental Midget by Proud11BDeplorable December 19, 2018