Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

Midget

My short acoustic friend

If someone is short and walking you can say hey look at that midget

by Kile1010 May 9, 2024

Midget

A short person who is filled with anger and is always aggresive. They are most commonly named Angelina. The anger has nowhere to go within the short body therefore it always explodes at once causing physical harm to those around.

Angelina is a midget, right Michael and Ale?

by Alex the midget expert December 9, 2021

thirst midget

(noun): A person so desperate for attention and importance that they resort to spreading lies or misinformation in an attempt to diminish or discredit someone more famous or popular than themselves. The term "midget" symbolizes the individual's relatively smaller status in terms of popularity or influence.

So and so is such a thirst midget, they went around school saying all types of lies about QB1.

by OnTheRye August 22, 2024

midget

a very short person (skwid)

Skwid is a midget.

by skwidisshort June 20, 2023

Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021

iron midget

a hot midget who wrestles day in and day out gets the girls and the money

man i wish i was an iron midget

by iron midget March 30, 2009